Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
rnorn…. clacl…. i failecl english….
Ann and Kirby Kenny wearing Miu Miu S/S 2010 by Mark Segal for Interview
I’M ONE SECOND AWAY FROM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER IN A CROWDED COFFEE SHOP
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]