partybarackisinthehousetonight:

No One Puts Baby In The Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Decorating Your Newborn’s Nursery

cognitivedissonance:

deducecanoe:

wildcardgal:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

I have no words.

Lol


O_o

cognitivedissonance:

deducecanoe:

wildcardgal:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

I have no words.

Lol

O_o


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

meeko-fitz:

yes-yes-strawberries:

Crocodog by hellcorpceo

OH MY GOD GUYS ITS A CROCODOG

meeko-fitz:

yes-yes-strawberries:

Crocodog by hellcorpceo

OH MY GOD GUYS ITS A CROCODOG

moffatsbitch:

I have looked into the fire of hell

moffatsbitch:

I have looked into the fire of hell

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

missi-crissi:

owl with glasses - Google Search on We Heart It.

missi-crissi:

owl with glasses - Google Search on We Heart It.

suicideagenda:

SuicideAgenda

suicideagenda:

SuicideAgenda